What I Learned Last Night
Portugal is the Canada of Spain.
Portugal is the Canada of Spain.

Let me ask you a question. Do you live in the U.S.? Oh, you do? Ok. Well, let me ask you another question: do you like Cocoa Krispies? Yes? I agree–they are also delicious, as they are made of grain and delicious chocolate powder. But friend? Cocoa Krispies are made of rice, not golden, sun-kissed corn, and thus are not nearly as ‘krispy’ as their name suggests. I see you nodding in agreement.
Have you tried choco corn flakes? No? Too bad. They are fucking unbelievable.
They sell them here. Where I am able to buy them and eat them.
I just filled out a survey and checked the box next to “PhD.” That felt gooooood.
I’m packing for another trip to the Netherlands and thinking I might need to do some shopping while I’m there. Here’s a glimpse of what that might look like.
I’m really looking forward to moving to motherfucking Rotterdam.