What I Learned Last Night

Portugal is the Canada of Spain.

What you are missing by not living where I live, which is not in the U.S.


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I find it hard to understand why Kellogg’s doesn’t sell chocolate corn flakes in the U.S. They’re fucking delicious.

Let me ask you a question. Do you live in the U.S.? Oh, you do? Ok. Well, let me ask you another question: do you like Cocoa Krispies? Yes? I agree–they are also delicious, as they are made of grain and delicious chocolate powder. But friend? Cocoa Krispies are made of rice, not golden, sun-kissed corn, and thus are not nearly as ‘krispy’ as their name suggests. I see you nodding in agreement.

Have you tried choco corn flakes? No? Too bad. They are fucking unbelievable.

They sell them here. Where I am able to buy them and eat them.

I’m looking forward to mis-remembering this experience fondly.

It’s the little things…

I just filled out a survey and checked the box next to “PhD.” That felt gooooood. 

Seen at the zoo this past weekend…

Seen at the zoo this past weekend…

I’m packing for another trip to the Netherlands and thinking I might need to do some shopping while I’m there. Here’s a glimpse of what that might look like.

Perfect.

Perfect.

I’m really looking forward to moving to motherfucking Rotterdam.